This 23 year old does not know how to eat.
I swear this is what I have eaten today:
Before work: 3 chocolates from my valentine
Morning: 3 home made caramels, half a stick of starburst, a dove chocolate heart
Lunch: Salad and a cupcake
Through out the afternoon : the second half of the starburst, a couple extra starburst, 2 more dove hearts, another cupcake, a reeces peanut butter cup, an airhead
Dinner: 5 guys little burger and regular fries
Oh and to add to the awesomeness of my diet today, I had one glass of water with lunch and now am on my second glass of wine after making it home.
I don’t know why I thought I was 6 years old today and could live off a diet like that, but damn ya’ll… I’m going to be feeling it tomorrow.
